I could read these funny signs in English all day so I decided to start collecting them here. I’ll add more as I get more. Some are so silly they HAVE to be done on purpose, right?

It’s the battle of the Angry Birds! Seattle Seahawks vs. Atlanta Falcons in the NFL playoff game this Sunday, January 13th, 2013!

This puzzle was both invented and solved by George Boolos. He was a US logician who wrote this shortly before he died way back in 1996. This puzzle is so difficult because it condenses an incredible amount of problems into one short puzzle. There are language translations, lies and truths, and then total randomness. Philosophers have claimed that cracking the puzzle reveals the true nature of logic itself.

SEATTLE–December 6th, As of 4:20 pm today a huge waft of hazy smoke was seen rising around Seattle. Included were surrounding neighborhoods of Capitol Hill, Fremont, Belltown, and the University District. It was later seen over Ballard and Georgetown as well. Local grocery store chains reported their shelves emptying of all Doritos, Pringles, and Cheetos.

Puns and one-liners may not be pee-your-pants funny, but these top 10 illustrated puns ought to make you at least crack a smile. Heck, we’ll settle for an eye-roll or two.

Reintarnation: Dying and coming back as a hillbilly.

This Stormtrooper was a loving spouse and parent whose life was cut short while on the forest moon of Endor when a rebellious teddy bear threw a rock at his head and his helmet failed to protect him. RIP Stormtrooper.

This was posted on Pinterest and I thought it was a hilariously accurate depiction of how each social media website is used by the masses.

This is the best kind of explanation for such a thing at the best office meeting ever.

This is one of those things where if I were driving the car I would be SERIOUSLY second-guessing my decision to try this right as the car hits the ramp. Actually, no, that’s not true. I would simply never try this. Ever.